LONDON: Ecuador has ended Lenin Moreno’s asylum, after seven years, apparently due to his eccentric attitude. 

Commenting on the development President Lenin Moreno held: “We’ve ended the asylum of this spoiled brat…When you’re given shelter, cared for and provided food, you don’t denounce the owner of the house.

“From now on we’ll be more careful in giving asylum to people who are really worth it, and not miserable hackers whose only goal is to destabilize governments.”

According to sources,  while the Embassy had to spend one million dollars on his protection per annum, he was busy in late-night skateboarding, playing loud music, physically harassing his caretakers, walking around in his underwear and even smearing his own fecal matter on the walls of the tiny building of the diplomatic mission.

A relevant piece published earlier: